I think that Francophilia is in the same realm as necrophilia.
It wouldn’t matter, my sister is not going to have sex with anyone. She’s terribly unattractive and allergic to latex. And she’s a bitch.
“If we’re gonna leave, we have to put shoes on.”
“Everyone’s wearing shoes, Keenan.”
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but I thought “No, you’re just being really paranoid,”
because I was really paranoid then.
Gay people can get married now, but I can’t be a bridesmaid.
“Should I spend $10 for this CD?”
“Dude, SOPA’s not gonna pass. Just download it illegally.”
How can he possibly alienate someone? It’s a class on science fiction.
What? Sorry I’m just zoning out. I was re-watching an episode of That Seventies Show in my head.
Keenan: “You have a beard, and neanderthal features! You’re better adapted to the cold than any of us!”
Michael: “That’s the weirdest form of racism I’ve ever heard!”
Keenan: “But I love neanderthals. That aside, you’re the only one of us with a beard.”
